![]() 09/01/2020 at 00:15 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
The “corn moon” for your viewing pleasure this evening . May high ethanol gas not clog your fuel injectors...
![]() 09/01/2020 at 00:23 |
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No, no, no--the Corn Moon kicks off a new season of puns. I thought everyone knew that.
![]() 09/01/2020 at 00:29 |
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Well, I’m having popcorn for dinner, so obviously I’ve been influenced by the corn moon.
![]() 09/01/2020 at 00:33 |
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I really wish Google News didn’t decide that I wanted to hear about a stupid nickname for every full moon. Way too many people clicked on the supermoon articles I guess.
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Sould I be drinking everclear instead of beer?
![]() 09/01/2020 at 01:13 |
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I can never keep the schedule straight. Does that make Octob er the Pumpkin Moon?
![]() 09/01/2020 at 08:46 |
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Always!
![]() 09/01/2020 at 08:53 |
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I mean, it is 2020... and it's probably not that far off from hand sanitizer...
![]() 09/01/2020 at 09:10 |
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Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
![]() 09/01/2020 at 11:01 |
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SANITIZE YOUR BOWELS
![]() 09/01/2020 at 11:31 |
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I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY MOON-HOLE!
![]() 09/01/2020 at 11:43 |
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A galaxy of stars for your moon-hole!
Oh, wait, that doesn’t sound right...
![]() 09/01/2020 at 12:33 |
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Star...fish?
(I’ll see myself out.)
![]() 09/01/2020 at 13:41 |
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I’ll sea that you go.